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Old 04-01-2018, 03:33 AM
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Chuck Norris Facts

Don't know if I'm reviving on old thread- I checked and couldn't see any- but if you've got any Chuck Norris facts post 'em here (don't actually have to be factual). I'll kick off with this:

The boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris before going to sleep.
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Old 04-01-2018, 08:33 AM
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Chuck Norris is wildly overrated....thats a fact?

hahahahahahaahahahaha I kill me.
Chuck Norris tried, but my ex-wife kicked his ass.
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Chuck's got more money than me...That's a fact.
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The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Evolution is rubbish. There's just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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The difference between God and Chuck Norris is that God doesn't think He is Chuck Norris.
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Old 04-02-2018, 06:26 AM
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris can fly the plane backwards.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a plane to be able to fly.
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