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Q. No matter how hungry they are, even if they are starving, an Eskimo will NEVER eat a penguin's egg. Why is this?
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I was absolutely devastated when my boyfriend left me.
So I went out and bought an anatomy colouring book. It's nice to have a shoulder to crayon.
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#163
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Because of covid 19 the world origami championship will be televised live.
I understand it will be paper view.
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Sprogs, I look forward to your posts. They're awfully clever and always make me chuckle.
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A chemist walked into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall.
"What's wrong with him?" He asked his assistant "He came in for cough syrup but I couldn't find any so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives." "you idiot" said the chemist "you can't treat a cough with laxatives" "Of course you can" the assistant replied "Look at him, he wouldn't dare cough now
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Laxatives also cure hiccups. Tested empirically.
I dare you |
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A man walks into the Doctor's room. The Doctor says 'Good grief, you have a steering wheel sticking out of your fly...' 'I know', said the man, 'It's driving me nuts!'
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A woman has two beautiful daughters and now gives birth to a son. However, the son is the ugliest baby you can imagine. Her husband is outraged and shouts at her:
"There is only one explanation why this baby looks so ugly: You have betrayed me!" "No", she responds, "not this time." |
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Drunken calculating
Two friends are sitting at the bar. "I'm founding a vocal group. A quartet." "That sounds great! With whom?" "Me and two friends." "Which friends?" "My brother." "You have a brother?" "No." |
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Lady (addressing a tinker on her doorstep): Are you copper-bottoming my man?
Tinker: No I'm aluminiuming ma'am.
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Give me a pigfoot and a bottle of beer. On Flickr: https://www.flickr.com/photos/153077...57692694097642 |
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