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Why isn’t suntanning an Olympic sport? Because the best you can get is bronze.
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How do crazy people get through the forest? They take the psycho path.
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What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One’s really heavy, and the other’s a little lighter.
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Where can you dance in California? San Fran-disco!
. I woefully acknowledge that disco is dead
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these jokes are just punderful, aren't they?
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They both have the same middle name.
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What did the egg say to the comedian making sandwiches? "You crack me up!"
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Why don't crabs give to charity? Because they're so shellfish.
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Why was the broom late to work? Because it overswept.
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Did you hear about the boy who wrapped himself in wrapping paper? His mum told him to live in the present.
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