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squirrel problem.
in a small American town, a band of squirrels had become quite a problem.
The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will. At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week. The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide. The Episcopalians tried a much more unique path by setting out pans of whisky around their church in an effort to kill the squirrels with alcohol poisoning. They sadly learned how much damage a band of drunk squirrels can do. But the Catholic church came up with a more creative strategy! They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter. And not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel since.
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got a good chuckle out of this one
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nice one sir
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Well needed laugh- thanks 😸
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Hee! Hee! Well told, David.
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Great joke!
The part of the catholic church is sad yet true for myself. I'd probably attend more often if they change communion from bread and wine to a glass of milk and a large cookie! |
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like it Glenn
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I heard that one with one more:
Russian Orthodox church doesn't have problem with squirrel infestation.Priest is a good shot and enjoys goulash. |
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Glenn, thanks for the Ray Stevens link. Saw him several times in the early 70's at Disneyland (back when it was still an amusement park and not a tourist merchandising organization).
Growing up in Oklahoma we always had squirrel fried like most things. |
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