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09-27-2009, 11:23 AM
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is Santa a rapper and sexist?
very christmashe comes around saying HO-HO-HO to everyone
what if he actually says HOE-HOE-HOE? (god forbid) i am a really concerned father of a small boy chld :D
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09-27-2009, 12:29 PM
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For starters, a hoe is a gardening tool. Ho is short for Hooker, which is slang for prostitute, as created by the story of some British General around the time of the American Revolution.
Santa is not a rapper and here's how you can tell: He's white. :D As for the sexist part, for sure.
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09-27-2009, 02:16 PM
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A "hooker" is a rug maker.
Eminem and Vanilla Ice are both "white". Santa is figment of Coca Cola's imagination and is not very sexy.
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09-27-2009, 03:00 PM
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Call me crazy but I have always wondered how any parent would willingly allow their child to sit on the lap of a STRANGER!
a guy wearing a fake beard etc, giving their kids candy for free... and what's the first thing he asks the kid sitting on his lap? "have you been naughty or nice?" !!!
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09-27-2009, 05:07 PM
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09-27-2009, 08:08 PM
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Ever notice that white guys are the only ones who listen to rap anymore?
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09-27-2009, 08:51 PM
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To freak you all out, here are some simularities between Santa and the devil:
1. Both Santa and Satan have the same letters in their name with only the "n" in a different place. 2. Both live in inhospitable locations that are undesireable destinations for anyone willingly to spend any time at. (Hot as hell, cold as hell, which is it?) 3. Both have an army of non-human creatures working for them without any known payment. 4.Both perform a duty that involves the knowledge of who's naughty and who's nice. And... 5. Both are often pictured wearing red. Are these points to ponder, or am I getting paranoid again?
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09-27-2009, 11:53 PM
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Ay, mon, quit takin' mah brownies!
You overthought that a bit... As to airdave's white rapper note, Vanilla Ice was years ago, and Eminem's a washed-out excuse for a rapper at this stage. Five years ago, his raps were listenable. Now, they're forgettable. And a Hookah is a paraphernalia.
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09-28-2009, 05:03 AM
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might he then be forgetfull and running around asking WHO-WHO-WHO
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09-28-2009, 05:37 AM
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Santa's not a rapper, he's funkadelic. Just listen to Martin Mull's "Santa Fly"
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