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When y'er over sixty five
Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."
Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?" Cowboy: "Nah...She's not beautiful but not that damn ugly either '....." When you are over sixty five,who gives a shit *********** Some asshole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?" I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out." When you are over sixty five, who gives a shit? *********** I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right." I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you." When you are over sixty five, who gives a shit? *********** I was telling a girl in the bar about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs. "Really" she said, "Go on then...try." After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?" I said, "Yesterday." When you are over sixty five, who gives a shit? *********** I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in. When you are over sixty five, who gives a shit? *********** I went to the bar last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Great legs." The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so." I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now." When you are over sixty five, who gives a shit?
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Maybe not real pc, but being over 65 myself, did find them amusing.
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Amusing?
Gary, they are bloody hilarious. I'm not quite 65 yet but hey, I laughed anyway. Political incorrectness is rampant in my neck of the woods. Thanks mate and keep em coming.
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I don't much mind being over 65. I just thought it would take longer.
On the other hand, it's never too late to have a happy childhood. (If you met my family, you'd understand.)
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Quote:
Welcome to the OAP club, Gary. I've been in it for ten years now. I'm the oldest teenager around here. That 18yr old Teddyboy is still strong inside me. It's amazin' what you can get away with if you try. I love the fourth one. Now I wonder if I can get away with that?
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Would love to try the fourth one but should not expect too light a sentence from the court.
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They have mature cells, lol.
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Thanks for the jokes Gary, I used them with great effect at the Super Bowl party.
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I shall attempt number 4 at the earliest opportunity and report back.
Remember, it is always easier to seek forgiveness than to ask permission.
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Thanks Gary, made me smile, a lot.😸😸😸
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