"You must be a paper modeler if...."

[B-Manic]

You must be a paper modeller if:

you enthusiastically talk to a stranger about your latest build for hours . . .
. . . no matter how far you have to chase them.

[Golden Bear]

...you have good and close friends in every part of the world but have never actually laid eyes on them or spoken to them!

...you keep packages of toothpicks in three different rooms so that you can always lay hands on one when two have gone into the modelers black hole.

...you have a motley collection of clear plastic bits from packaging (just in case!)

...you have piles of different kinds of paper but your wife is not allowed to use any of them in the printer. Ouch.


Carl

[rickstef]

...Love the smell of ozone coming from your printer, as you print out the latest multipage freebie model

[APA-168]

...if your greatest monthly expense is Inkjet cartridges...

[Gharbad]

if your friends bring you cardboard when they see you.

[KCStephens]

....you keep an English/Polish dictionary in your nightstand drawer for bed time reading.

[rickstef]

Originally Posted by KCStephens

....you keep an English/Polish dictionary in your nightstand drawer for bed time reading.

Do you one better,

If you ask for, and receive, a English-Czech, English-Polish, and English-Japanese dictionaries just for for your kits.

Rick
(yes I actually asked and got them)

[gchucky]

... when your printer does not last a year.
... when you start buying blades in bulk.
... when you wish you were nearsighted.
... when you replace the carpet with anything that smooth to find small parts.
... when you bring a kit during a vacation.

Chucky

[Darwin]

.....your keyboard doesn't work because the paper scraps won't let the keys go down.

[rickstef]

....you sign up with foreign langauge paper model forums, eventhough you can't read a lick of what is written.